What are the top 25 best funny Bollywood dialogues?

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Mudassir Ali
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Mudassir Ali
- Jan 17, 2020 04:02 PM

So here are some best funny dialouges of Bollywood movies-

Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be … kitna nacha raha hai?

Movie- Bade miyan Chote Miyan

Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai … dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai

Movie – Raanjhana

Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao … zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega

Movie – Raanjhanaa

Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai

Movie- 3 Idiots

Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Movie- Chasme Baddoor

Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho … aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho

Movie- Golmaal 3

Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?

Movie- Sholay

Haalat dekhi hai apni? Adrak hogaya hai yeh aadmi. Kahin se bhi badh raha hai.”

Movie- Tanu weds Manu Returns

Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho … par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai … dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla … aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai”

Movie: 3 Idiots

Gulab Jamun se yaad aya, Tiwari ji aapke Hernia ka operation hone wala tha?

Movie: Dabangg 2

Bhoot bhoot … inki maa ki

Movie- Golmaal 3

Ye mere pati nahi h , pati parmeshwar hai

Movie- Housefull 2

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge … ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le … aur paadein kahan se

Movie- Dabangg

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

Movie- Chasme baddoor

Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham … madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk … khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham … sur-suriya pran ghatkam

Movie- 3 Idiots

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte … phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Movies- 3 Idiots

Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta … action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon”- Sanjay Dutt

Movie- All The Best

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

Movie- Hera Pheri

Bass. Bahut Ho Gaya.. Itna Gussa Chadadiya Tum Logon Ne.. Ki.. Mein Baith Hi Jaata Hoon.

Movie- Chennai Express

Aadhe idhar jao … aadhe idhar jao … aur baaki hamare saath aao

Movie- Sholay

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) … Dus bajhe tak … nau bajhe school shuru hua … jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye … ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

Movie- Double Dhamaal

Utha le re baba, utha le … mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Movie- Hera Pheri

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko … paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Movie- Dhamaal

Cherry, I don’t have time to pop your cherry

Movie- Race 2

Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara … toh sherni vidhva ho gayi

Mudassir Ali
- Jan 17, 2020 04:03 PM

Yeh teza teza Kya hai – andaz apna apna
Yeh mere Pooja chacha hai – Garam masala
Ladke ko ladki ka naam dete ho “shital” – chup chup ke
SAAT saal dur Raha iski maa SE tab jaake paida hua yeh shaikhu – ishq
Aray o radhesham tiwari aray chup kar bhikhari – Hungama
Yeh Mera driver hai plastic surgery karwayi hai iski – Phir hera pheri
Yeh baburao ka style hai – Hera pheri
Teja main Hoon mark idhar hai – Andaz apna apna
Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye – Garam masala
Kaha jaa rahe ho hippopotamus Ke saath – Hungama
Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai – Hungama
Woh painting ko dekh raha tha, bohot khubsoorat hai, kaafi menhgi hogi na?Malum Nahi main toh chori karke laya tha – Hungama
4 khokey jaldi se dheeley kar!Accha Accha crore? Woh bhi char! Tera baap yaha pe chodd ke gaya tha ya ki teri ma? – Welcome
Dekhiye.. Bhagwaan ka diya hua sab kuch hai. Daulat hai, Shaurat Hai, Izzat Hai. Itna rudwa hai is sheher main ki kisike ghar main bhi rishta banana chahun to koi na nahin keh sakta – Welcome
Aaj kal to biscuit ko bhi parle-g kehte hain.. Aap to doctor hain.. Itne nek kaam karte hain – Welcome
Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar … raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta – Shola aur shabnam
Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai … na jaan hai na pehchaan hai … na dua hai na salaam hai – Shola aur shabnam
Aapne Kya Kya banaya hai aajtak famous? Parking lot,kabristan,tajmahal – Deewane huye pagal
Aala re aala inspector bhinde aala – Bol Radha Bol
Yeh toh underwear dost nikle – Awara pagal deewana
Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina – Hero no.1
Abhe hata saawan ki ghata… kha, khuja, batti bujha ke soja nintakle pintukle… mandi khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti… kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le… bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya? – Deewana mastana
Yeh kaisa locha kiya tune mere pyar ka maal toh bika nahi bill chad gaya udhaar ka – ankhiyo se goli maare
Aaj tak mujhe tum jaisi koi ladki dikhi hi nahi … dikhi hai toh mili hi nahi … mili nahi toh baat bani hi nahi … baat bani nahi toh baat aage badhi hi nahi … isliye main zindagi mein peeche reh gaya – Dulhe raja
Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai … yeh totla hai – Phir Hera pheri

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