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Mudassir Ali
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So here are some best funny dialouges of Bollywood movies-
Tum kya apne aap ko Mughal-e-Azam, hum log ko Anarkali samajhta hai be … kitna nacha raha hai?
Movie- Bade miyan Chote Miyan
Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai … dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai
Movie – Raanjhana
Saanp ke phan se pichwada mat khujao … zeher phail gaya toh septic ho jayega
Movie – Raanjhanaa
Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai … lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai
Movie- 3 Idiots
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai … Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
Movie- Chasme Baddoor
Aap hi hamare pillar ho, lost and found memory ke chillar ho … aap hi hamare Johnny, aur aap hi hamare Lever ho
Movie- Golmaal 3
Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?
Movie- Sholay
Haalat dekhi hai apni? Adrak hogaya hai yeh aadmi. Kahin se bhi badh raha hai.”
Movie- Tanu weds Manu Returns
Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho … par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai … dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla … aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai”
Movie: 3 Idiots
Gulab Jamun se yaad aya, Tiwari ji aapke Hernia ka operation hone wala tha?
Movie: Dabangg 2
Bhoot bhoot … inki maa ki
Movie- Golmaal 3
Ye mere pati nahi h , pati parmeshwar hai
Movie- Housefull 2
Hum tum mein itne ched karenge … ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le … aur paadein kahan se
Movie- Dabangg
Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao … toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
Movie- Chasme baddoor
Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham … madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk … khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham … sur-suriya pran ghatkam
Movie- 3 Idiots
Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte … phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo
Movies- 3 Idiots
Comedy toh abhi abhi shuru ki hai beta … action main tees saal se karta aa raha hoon”- Sanjay Dutt
Movie- All The Best
Yeh Baburao ka style hai
Movie- Hera Pheri
Bass. Bahut Ho Gaya.. Itna Gussa Chadadiya Tum Logon Ne.. Ki.. Mein Baith Hi Jaata Hoon.
Movie- Chennai Express
Aadhe idhar jao … aadhe idhar jao … aur baaki hamare saath aao
Movie- Sholay
(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) … Dus bajhe tak … nau bajhe school shuru hua … jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye … ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon
Movie- Double Dhamaal
Utha le re baba, utha le … mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le
Movie- Hera Pheri
Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko … paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon
Movie- Dhamaal
Cherry, I don’t have time to pop your cherry
Movie- Race 2
Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara … toh sherni vidhva ho gayi