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I’m going to be only doing unspoken boy rules and/or “gender-neutral: rules because I’m a boy, and I don’t really know anything about girls, and I don’t want to accidentally offend anyone because I really don’t have any background knowledge on girls.
Never EVER use the urinals that are directly next to the one someone else is using. You don’t have to be THIS close when the two of you are doing your business.
If there are only 3 urinals, don’t use the one in the middle.
3. Don’t fucking snitch! Seriously. You don’t want anyone else doing it to you, so why must you do it to someone else?
4. If you and your friend do something that isn’t necessarily categorized as “good”, and only they get caught for it, be prepared to turn yourself in too, so that they don’t have to be alone, or don’t, and keep in mind that you are in debt to them, and you seriously owe them one.
5. You don’t touch a woman inappropriately unless they let you. If you do, you’re literally about to get knocked out by 5 other people.
6. If your friend is wearing headphones, air pods, or whatever in public, it means they’re not in the mood to talk. If they have one ear uncovered, then they probably only just want to listen, but sometimes they also do want to talk.
7. In the subways or trains, let passengers off before you board.
8. Cover your fucking mouth/nose when you sneeze.
9. If you eat in class, be prepared to share your food. Other people are hungry too, and you don’t want to risk being snitched on.
10. Don’t talk nonstop about politics. Nobody cares about your political ideas unless it’s a class debate. I’ll admit, I used to talk non-stop about how much I support the second amendment, or how much I support LGBTQIA+. I’ve seen how I consistently shove politics into other people’s throats even though they’re not interested. I’ve stopped, and now I see this happening from a third-party view, by watching my friends. Nobody. Cares.
11. Don’t be one of those teacher’s pets. You will have no friends, and nobody will ever like you.
12. Don’t fucking complain about getting a good grade. Oh? I got a 99?? NOOOOOOO. I’m SO sUiCiDaL! Like, shut the fuck up! There’s a kid over there who got an 83 and he’s smiling because his self-esteem is lower than your IQ level. There’s a kid over there who got a 78, and he’s just laughing it off because his friends are making fun of him for it, even though it’s the best he can really do. And guess what? He’s actually suicidal, unlike you, you fucktard.
13. Irresponsible teacher/teacher who thinks they know what they are doing, but really don’t = free period. It’s just another lunch period, and it really doesn’t matter. Just don’t snitch about it.
That’s about it, folks!
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