What is a backronym for teacher (T.E.A.C.H.E.R.)?

Here are a few that I spent 100+ hours on⸮:

Treacherous Elephants Attack Callous Hagiarchian Enemies Rigorously.
Total Extremists Are Creatively Herding Ebullient Radicals.
Thomas Edison Adumbrated Claire Holt’s Earning Rate.
Tabulators Excel At Card-Holing Execution Records.
Telemarketers Eavesdrop At Common Household Events Routinely
Tenacious Eternalists Adamantly Criticize Heraclitus’ Eternal Rhei.
The Emperor Augustulus Crippled Hamfisted Escorts Roman-style.
The Educational Approach Counteracts Hebetudinous, Empty Rationality.
The T.E.A.C.H.E.R. acronym actually helped us learn something today. Mainly about how rigorously elephants can attack when confronted with sacred governments by holy people.[1]