What is the weirdest behaviour you ever witnessed while shopping?

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Mudassir Ali 10 months 1 Answer 144 views

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  1. The weirdest behavior I ever witnessed was on a grocery shopping trip to walmart. A strange woman kept scratching her crotch, staring at a jar of pesto in a blank daze.

    I walked by, and heard a crash…she knocked a glass jar of pesto over, smashing it. She grabbed another jar, popped it open and began pouring it into the lid while squatting on the floor. She started to lick the pesto out of the lid, eating it furiously!

    I got out of that aisle as fast as I could, trying not to laugh!

    Then we met again at the checkout counter, where she freaked out about the cashier putting a divider bar between her order and mine. The insane woman started screaming: “I’M NOT F***ING BUYING THAT!”

    The clerk explained it was just to divide our orders and it wasn’t to purchase.

    She shut up. Then she looked down into her big purse and started bitching about her life to the inside of her purse! She stopped for a moment when she found an old, loose life saver and ate it.

    Thankfully I was ahead if her and got out of there before I had to witness any more bizarre shit!

    Very messed up shopping trip that day!

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