What’s the most outrageous lie you’ve heard from someone who claimed to be military or ex-military?

Question
Mudassir Ali 9 months 1 Answer 115 views

Answer ( 1 )

  1. After leaving the Army in 2014 I started at a retail store. Turns out the retention NCO was right, I should have reenlisted. Anyway, there was a fellow I worked with who claimed to be a veteran. He was in his mid-20’s but he didn’t act like a veteran. His mannerisms and speech patterns were wrong. I can’t put my finger on it, but he just didn’t seem like someone who had served, let alone recently separated.

    Well, I’m not one to call people out. I figured, if he is a fake, who cares, no skin off my back. It would be worse to call out a legit veteran than to let a poser get by.

    Rather than call him out, I egged him on. He would like to “one-up” everyone, and so I would share a story from my time in the Army. Nothing amazing, I wasn’t Rambo, just an intel guy. Regardless, if I mentioned the airfield at KAF he would talk about his time piloting a Black Hawk. If I mentioned qualifying expert on my M4, he would regale us with his time as a Marine Scout-Sniper.

    I don’t remember what led up to it, but he claimed to have flown to Afghanistan in a B-2 Stealth Bomber. I was not Air Force and I know nothing about that aircraft, but I’m quite confident they are not flying Marine Scout-Snipers into Afghanistan in a B-2 Bomber to fly Black Hawks.

    I left after working there for 9 months. By the time I left, I don’t think anyone believed he had served even one day in the military, but not because I said anything.

Leave an answer