Which are the stupidest dialogues in a Hindi movie?

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Mudassir Ali
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Mudassir Ali
- Jan 17, 2020 04:03 PM

GULAAL

“ Tere Baap Ne Sahi Time Pe Withdraw Kar Liya Hota, To Tum Log Haraamzadgi Se Bach Jaate ”
[ Had Your Father Withdrew At The Right Time, You Would Have Been Saved From Being A Bastard ]

2. ROWDY RATHODE

“ Joh Main Bolta Hoon Woh Main Karta Hoon … Joh Main Nahi Bolta Woh Main Definitely Karta Hoon. ”
[ I Do Things That I Say. I Definitely Do Things That I Don’t Say ]

3. DABANG

“Hum Tum me Itne Ched Kar Denge, Ki Confuse Ho Jaaoge Ki Saans Kaha Se Le, Aur Paade Kaha Se…? ”
[ I Will Put So Many Holes In Your Body That You Will Get Confused As To Which One To Breath From And Which One To Fart From ]]

4. THE EXPOSE

“ Tere Shareer Mein Itna Khoon Nahi Hoga … Jitna Ravi Kumar Ek Baar Mein Moot Deta Hai. ”
[ Your Body Doesn’t Have As Much Blood As Much Ravi Kumar Pees At A Time ]

5. JAANi DUSHMAN

“ Agar Sabki Ijjat Karenge, To Ijjat Lutenge Kiski…? ”
[ If We Respect Everyone, Who Will We Rape…? ]

6. BODYGUARD

Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna, Ke Mujh Par Koi Ehsaan Na Karna…!
[ Do Me A Favor of Not Doing Me Any Favor ]

7. ONCE UPON A TIME IN MUMBAI AGAIN

“ Doodh Me Nimbu Jisne Daala, Paneer Uska Ho Jaata Hai…! ”
[ One Who Adds Lemon To The Milk, Owns The Paneer ]

8. GUNDA

“ Naam Hai Mera Bulla, Rakhta Hu Mai Khulla…! ”
[My Name is Bulla and I Keep it Open ]

9. SHOOTOUT AT WADALA

“ Police Ki Goli Me Itna Loha Hai Ki Ek Baar Thok Diya To Khoon Me Kabhi Iron Ki Kami Nahi Hogi. ”
[There is So Much Iron in The Bullets of Police, That If I Shoot You Once, You Will Never Ever Face Iron Deficiency in Your Blood Throughout The Lifetime ]

10. READY

“ Zindagi Mein Teen Cheezein Kabhi Underestimate Nahi Karna, “I, Me And Myself. ”
[ Never Underestimate Three Things in Life. I Me And Myself ]

11. GANGS OF WASSEYPUR 1

“Aand Kitna Bhi Bada Ho Jaaye, Rehta L**d Ke Neeche Hi Hai ”

12. SHAAN

“Yeh Zehreeli Gas Dheere Dheere Mehfil Ko Aur Rangeen Banati Rahegi”

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