Which are the stupidest dialogues in a Hindi movie?

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Mudassir Ali 11 months 1 Answer 127 views

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  1. GULAAL

    “ Tere Baap Ne Sahi Time Pe Withdraw Kar Liya Hota, To Tum Log Haraamzadgi Se Bach Jaate ”
    [ Had Your Father Withdrew At The Right Time, You Would Have Been Saved From Being A Bastard ]

    2. ROWDY RATHODE

    “ Joh Main Bolta Hoon Woh Main Karta Hoon … Joh Main Nahi Bolta Woh Main Definitely Karta Hoon. ”
    [ I Do Things That I Say. I Definitely Do Things That I Don’t Say ]

    3. DABANG

    “Hum Tum me Itne Ched Kar Denge, Ki Confuse Ho Jaaoge Ki Saans Kaha Se Le, Aur Paade Kaha Se…? ”
    [ I Will Put So Many Holes In Your Body That You Will Get Confused As To Which One To Breath From And Which One To Fart From ]]

    4. THE EXPOSE

    “ Tere Shareer Mein Itna Khoon Nahi Hoga … Jitna Ravi Kumar Ek Baar Mein Moot Deta Hai. ”
    [ Your Body Doesn’t Have As Much Blood As Much Ravi Kumar Pees At A Time ]

    5. JAANi DUSHMAN

    “ Agar Sabki Ijjat Karenge, To Ijjat Lutenge Kiski…? ”
    [ If We Respect Everyone, Who Will We Rape…? ]

    6. BODYGUARD

    Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna, Ke Mujh Par Koi Ehsaan Na Karna…!
    [ Do Me A Favor of Not Doing Me Any Favor ]

    7. ONCE UPON A TIME IN MUMBAI AGAIN

    “ Doodh Me Nimbu Jisne Daala, Paneer Uska Ho Jaata Hai…! ”
    [ One Who Adds Lemon To The Milk, Owns The Paneer ]

    8. GUNDA

    “ Naam Hai Mera Bulla, Rakhta Hu Mai Khulla…! ”
    [My Name is Bulla and I Keep it Open ]

    9. SHOOTOUT AT WADALA

    “ Police Ki Goli Me Itna Loha Hai Ki Ek Baar Thok Diya To Khoon Me Kabhi Iron Ki Kami Nahi Hogi. ”
    [There is So Much Iron in The Bullets of Police, That If I Shoot You Once, You Will Never Ever Face Iron Deficiency in Your Blood Throughout The Lifetime ]

    10. READY

    “ Zindagi Mein Teen Cheezein Kabhi Underestimate Nahi Karna, “I, Me And Myself. ”
    [ Never Underestimate Three Things in Life. I Me And Myself ]

    11. GANGS OF WASSEYPUR 1

    “Aand Kitna Bhi Bada Ho Jaaye, Rehta L**d Ke Neeche Hi Hai ”

    12. SHAAN

    “Yeh Zehreeli Gas Dheere Dheere Mehfil Ko Aur Rangeen Banati Rahegi”

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